- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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