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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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