- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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