- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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