- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Urban ghettos

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

roses are red poo is poo

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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