- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Massie is a fatass

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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