What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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