- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

AIDS

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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