I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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