What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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