What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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stinky boner

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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