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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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