Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Anti Joke

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