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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

The holocaust

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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