Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How old are you? 7

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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