- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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