- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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