whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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