- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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