- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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