What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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