How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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