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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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