Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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