- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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