- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

i hate non minorities!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Gay rights.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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