2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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