A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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