Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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