Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Justin Bieber

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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