- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Wait! hundred billions!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

your no better than a cockroach

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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