Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A penis walks into a bar..

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Anti Joke

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