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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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