I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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