- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what are you mike bibby?

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