An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A man did not like this site

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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