- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Communism hehe xd

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What is older than history?

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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