A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Anti Joke

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