- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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