Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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