why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Robert Mugabe.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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