- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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