- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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