How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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