- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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