What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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you will like this because i am black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Women's rights

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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