- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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