Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Chlamydia

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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