- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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