- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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