Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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