- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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