What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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