What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Small Penis.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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