Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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