Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

kennah campion when she talks

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is life? Paul.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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