- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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