- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is life? Paul.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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