- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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