- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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