Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Hello penis

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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