- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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