- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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