a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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