- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

knock knock come in !

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