Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Anti Joke

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