- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Your big dick.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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