How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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