- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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