- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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