- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

13 =B you just learned something

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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