- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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