- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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