white or wheat? wheat please.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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