Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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