- Anti Joke

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

knock knock? come in

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen