What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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