A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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