- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did Reed read? A. Read?

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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