- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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