Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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kkkk

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Gay rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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