- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Poker? I barely even know her.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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