- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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