Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How about that airline food?

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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