An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Anti Joke

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