- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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