- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Eric is gay Ha

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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