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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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