- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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