How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

I'm so punny.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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