- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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