A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Do you play piano? No

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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