What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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He--Hey guys

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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