Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A black man walks out of a police station

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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