- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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I love pissing people off :P

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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