- Anti Joke

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How old is victor? Half past dead

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority