- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome