- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

So a bar walks into a man...

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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