What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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a man makes a bad joke

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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