- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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