- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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