- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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