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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

kennah campion when she talks

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Man U

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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