What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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