- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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