- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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