- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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