I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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knock knock Goodbye

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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