- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's funny? Women's rights.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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