- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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