- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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