What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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