Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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star wars kid

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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