- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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