Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

I will create more jobs for americans

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Where's my baby??

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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