how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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