- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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