What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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