- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

i have yougurt mit traktor

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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