- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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