What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Take part of what?

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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