So a bar walks into a man...

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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