- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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