- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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