- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

404 Error: Joke not found

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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