- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Knock Knock. Come in.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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