What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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