- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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