- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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