- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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