What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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