- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay rights.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

A Chinese man fails a math test

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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