- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

The holocaust

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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