- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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