- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Indians

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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