- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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