- Anti Joke

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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123 f*ck off

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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123 f*ck off

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!