a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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