- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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