Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Anti Joke

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