Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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gingers

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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God is real.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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