A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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