An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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