What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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