- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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