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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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