What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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women's rights.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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