- Anti Joke

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Drew Knowles is gay

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased