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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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