Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

thumb_up thumb_down -20

b

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Want to hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you scare a black man? You dont

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

thumb_up thumb_down -22

your mom was so fat that she died.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

thumb_up thumb_down -22

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops