what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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