- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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