- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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