- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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