- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

a man makes a bad joke

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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