- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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