What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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My jeans

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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