- Anti Joke

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

All of these jokes are about white people