I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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How old are you? 7

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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