What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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