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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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