- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Pain Olympics.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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