- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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