Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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GOODBYE

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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