- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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