- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

White NBA players.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I have an idea! You leave.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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