- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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