- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

haha black people :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Camerons hair is Curly..

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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