School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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