- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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