- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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