why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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The New York Giants

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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