- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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