- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Phew... it's gone.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola