This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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