- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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