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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.