what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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