Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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