- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

I'd like to make a withdraw

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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