- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

i'm hard

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