How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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A bar walks into a man

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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