A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Death by kayak

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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