What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Obama = ebola

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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