Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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