- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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