- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Obama = ebola

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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