Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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whats a joke

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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