Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

thumb_up thumb_down

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

thumb_up thumb_down

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

thumb_up thumb_down

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops