- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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