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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

pobody's nerfect

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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