- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

like most people my age. im 27

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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