Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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