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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what are you mike bibby?

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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