Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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