- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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