Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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