what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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