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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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