Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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