- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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