How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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God is real.

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