- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

field day?

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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