What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A guy walks into a bar

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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