- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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