An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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