- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

call me maybe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

the power to turn magnetism into light

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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