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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word