Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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