- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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