- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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