a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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