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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Women's professional sports

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I am a mime

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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