- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

i'm hard

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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