why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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