what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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No

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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