What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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no rasist joks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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well use a tissue!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Anti Joke

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