Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Penis chickens

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

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