What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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