what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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