- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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