- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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