- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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