- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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