I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Barack Obama.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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