- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

bangers and mash?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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