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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

where's mom I killed her

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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