speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Chuck Norris.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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