- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Who's Micheal Jackson?

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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