Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Weaner

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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