Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Where's my baby??

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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