- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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