- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Dead girls can't say no.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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