Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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The child was fired from his job.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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