- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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