- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

My cat just died.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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