Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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