A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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