- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

David Cameron

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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