- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

I had a submarine.... once

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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