- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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