- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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