whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Pain Olympics.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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