What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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The New York Giants

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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