What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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