- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

VITAMIN C!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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