- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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