A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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