- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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